Magic the Gathering!

What Izzet?

I’ll tell you what et izz.

Nin, the PAIN Artist.

Nin wants to make things suffer.

Namely your things.

I don’t want my opponents drawing into their removal! I got combos to abuse! What can Nin POSSIBLY inflict her pain upon?

Well that’s ONE card in 99. SURELY there must be more.

Two is better than 1! Stupid Spitemare being R/W.

But they only can receive pain once! SURELY there must be a device to keep them around longer!

Surely.

Having an indestructible Mogg Maniac is nothing to sneer at. If you can manage the plate and shield on the Coalhauler Swine, congratulations. You win with Nin.

If all else fails, you can put the shield on Stuffy Doll for extra shits and giggles.

Had Stuffy Doll take damage from ANYTHING? Great, it’s time to whip it. Whip it good.

If you’re gonna draw cards, you might as well make everyone else feel the pain. Don’t want them to feel left out.

Nin, stop being awesome! God damn!

Ok see, now she’s just rubbing salt in those painful wounds.

Empyrial Armor was fran-freaking-tastic in white weenie decks a long time ago. Now it’s available to all colors! You thought Barbed Battlegear was awesome?

Just make sure you got Venser’s Journal or something to keep your hand.

Great horny toads. Rings of Brighthearth and ANY magic card is a combo in itself really.

What…you didn’t think I forgot about these guys, did you? Nin brought some of her friends along to help INFLICT PAIN! Hidetsugu is good at that.

Oh yeah, 61/61 War Elemental of pain coming your way.

Still have your Stuffy Doll from before equipped with Pariah’s Shield? Because that player is in for some more pain, possibly death.

Don’t leave home without Crystal Shard or Erratic Portal to bounce Stuffy Doll.