LOOK MAN! IT’S A GOTDANG BAZAAH TWADAH!
“What’s that? A 1/1 goblin? How stupid.”
YOU’RE STUPID! And you’re an idiot, and here is why those things.
1. Bazaar Trader is a 2 drop (Cheap as the dang dickies!)
2. Bazaar Trader can give my stuff away to other people (helpful in 2 headed giant, and hilarious in free for alls)
3. Bazaar Trader can permanently give me your things! (Act of Treason, rapple tap on my Bazil Tradaw, and boom, mine, forever. You like having things? Better quit, cause that shit won’t fly anymore!)
So keep on keepin’ on your big ol’ guys, keep putting out your powerful critters, keep putting out fantastic lands and artifacts. Go ahead. I need a bigger army anyway.
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